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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Updated: February 4, 2:17 PM ET
Too Short For A Column


At the end of my interview with North Carolina's Tyler Hansbrough in Chapel Hill recently, I threw out: "Is it true you freestyle?" And he said: "Yeah, you wanna hear one?" And then he delivered this, without a milliliter of gangster:

Give the ball to
The tower of power
Pass it back out
Watch my main man Bobby
Drain threes like
He's in the shower


(Unsolicited rapper name suggestion: T-Painful.)