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A Kaiser Permanente manager in Oakland named Jim Beckemeyer recalls his days at Brown University on a very bad intramural basketball team. In the hope of possibly winning one game via forfeit, they named themselves: No Game This Week. "We were hoping that one opponent somewhere along the way would think they had an open date and fail to show up. Never happened." Still, it's better than Please Don't Show Up.