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Monday, April 13, 2009
Twistory Lessons


U know what? I think i'll try to sneak a little fastball by him here. —Ralph Branca, 1951

Anybody seen my helmet? —Thurman Thomas, 1992

There's like a minute left in this stupid Super Bowl and I've only got two catches. I'm SO signing with the Bengals. —David Tyree, 2008

Forget Carmelo Anthony. Forget Dwyane Wade. The Detroit Pistons are about to take the No. 2 pick and make NBA draft history! —Joe Dumars, 2003

Damn, I hate fighting hungry. —Mike Tyson, 1997

We only need to dispense with the puny Americans, then knock off Sweden and the gold medal is ours! Long live the Revolution! —Vladislav Tretiak, 1980

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