W2W4: DICKY V'S VOCAL CORDS, TURBO, AND ARTURO GATTI

Here's whats on tap:

·Duke at UNC: The two teams meet as top-5 contenders for the first time in seven years. Feel the animosity! Bonus: Dick Vitale returns. Watch to see how well he follows doctors' orders to tone it down. (Baby). (9pm, ESPN)

·Suns at Hornets: The chance to watch Steve Nash run Mike D'Antoni's high-octane offense for the last time. (9pm, NBA League Pass)

·Avalanche at Sharks: We hear It's a battle of Western Conference titans. We still wish we had a dish so we watch it. (10:30, FSNBA)

·We are Marshall: Sue us. We're sweet on McConaughey, (6:45, HBO2)

·World Extreme Cage Fighting: Was there really a demographic for whom regular cage fighting just wasn't enough? (9pm, VS.)

·Pros vs. Joes: Events include tackling Ricky Williams, out-rebounding Charles Oakley, and surviving one round with Arturo Gatti. Or, as it's more commonly known, your first day in a state penitentiary. (10pm, Spike)

·The US national soccer team plays Mexico at Reliant Field in Houston. This rivalry is a clasico in the making and the US are 8-0-1 at home since 2000. Too bad the "home" stadium will be filled with Tricolores fans waving the, ahem, tri-color. (9pm, ESPN2)

P.S. All times are EST. If you have to do it, the math will be good for you.

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