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YOUR 8 A.M.

by Mag.com Staff

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QUESTIONS WE WON'T GET TO ASK TODAY:

  • EASTERN ALL STARS
    Will this All-Star win be any consolation for your conference's inevitable loss in the finals?
  • DUKE BLUE DEVILS:
    Did you really think your Phoenix Suns offense would work against Tim Duncan's alma mater?
  • ANDY PETTITTE:
    Did you "misremember" when you were supposed to report for Spring Training as well?

SCREW THE MATH:
After taking home just over $1.5 million in prize money for winning the Daytona 500, Ryan Newman can buy 37,500 copies of Mark Cuban's high school yearbook.

ODDITIES:
Odds on the most exciting part of Keith Van Horn coming out of retirement
(980 to 1) His ever-reliable jumper
(12 to 1) Jason Kidd's move to Dallas
(EVEN) The return of the knee-high sock!

Since today is Presidents Day, we might be posting a little less than usual, but we'll still have a few holiday treats for everyone else who's stuck at work like we are. Happy Holiday!


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