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ALL WORLD POWER RANKINGS

by Ted Bauer

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Filthy.

WHEN IT COMES TO THE GUYS WHO COULD HELP OUT ON WORLD FOOD DAY, WE'RE REMOVING PORTIONS FROM JOHN DALY

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Today is World Food Day. Seemed logical to rank athletes who might want to skip a meal and help out those less fortunate. Two caveats here: (1) we're not exactly in shape either and these guys are professional athletes, so please, lay off the "What do U know?!?" in the comments and (2) we're not ranking D-Line and O-Line guys unless it's especially bad, because those guys are generally pretty huge (and can still run 4.7s). These are just some pretty big dudes, that's all. Number one seems fairly obvious, eh?

TOP 5
RANK (YESTERDAY) WHAT WHY
1 (1) JOHN DALY This about sums it up.
2 (35) C.C. SABATHIA This poll has a really charming title. (He's "also receiving votes," but seems to be the highest-ranked current player.) Another thing about to be big about him: his paycheck.
3 (62) PRINCE FIELDER Was the Brewers' plane ever grounded this summer?
4 (9) JONATHAN BROXTON Looks a little better here, but you get the idea.
5 (42) KYLE ORTON This could be worse, but take a look at this pic. Is that what a NFL QB should look like shirtless? Now, can you explain this?

HONORABLE MENTION
RANK (YESTERDAY) WHAT WHY
82 (139) MARK MANGINO We know: not a player. But c'mon. When they all coached at Oklahoma, Stoops and Leach called him "Bear." Bonus: great T-shirt.
103 (1,870) SEBASTIAN JANIKOWSKI Take a look. We were going to put his boy JaMarcus Russell here, but he seems to be slimming a little. Side note: the amount of girls Janikowski probably landed at FSU is epic.

RISING AND FALLING
MOVEMENT WHAT
TERRELL OWENS (He might start pigging out if Roy Williams takes away catches.)
TERRELL OWENS (Dude's got a book about fitness, though.)
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