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Oh, yes.

WHEN IT COMES TO THE BEST BOWL GAME NAMES ALL-TIME, WE'LL GO WITH CIGAR BOWL!

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Last night, for no apparent reason, we had a discussion with a girl at a bar about college football history. Girl opens the conversation purporting to know nothing about sports, then five seconds in she says, "Best Heisman winner of all-time? Barry Sanders, 1988." (Honestly, she's probably right.) The dialogue turned to BCS bowl projections—"Alabama vs. Florida is gonna be a barnburner," she tells us (right again!)—and then, in a failed attempt to work in humor, we started rattling off classic bowl game names. "San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl? Unreal!" She wasn't impressed. "That game was good last year. Utah vs. Navy?" Completely in over our head now, we dumped out. The topic is fresh in our minds, though, so here goes nothing on an attempt to rank some of the cooler names of bowl games all-time.

TOP 5
RANK (YESTERDAY)		WHAT	WHY
	1 (14)	THE CIGAR BOWL	Ha. It was played in Tampa, FL from '46 to '54. It's cool to have a few stogies on the balcony with your boys in college, but really, should you be naming a bowl game after a disease-causing agent? For shame.
	2 (410)	THE REFRIGERATOR BOWL	Played '48 to '56 in Evansville, Indiana. Cue Homer Simpson: "Put food in me!"
	3 (21)	THE SALAD BOWL	People need to stop taking concepts so literally. Cool: it was a precursor to the Fiesta Bowl, thus it eventually gave us this. Odd: three of the five games played involved a teachers' college. You think a teachers' college could run the hook and ladder against Stoops?
	4 (127)	THE NEW MEXICO DEPARTMENT OF TOURISM NEW MEXICO BOWL	Love that sponsorship title. Richardson for Cabinet! Whoa, that was unexpected.
	5 (899)	PAPAJOHNS.COM BOWL	We love the Internet like a guy blogging in his mom's basement, but can't this thing just be titled the Papa John's Bowl? Their website has no games or anything on it! Can't they have a pizza-stealing villian or something if they're going to sponsor a bowl game?

HONORABLE MENTION
RANK (YESTERDAY)		WHAT	WHY
	18 (144)	RAISIN BOWL	Much like this entire article, people just aren't creative when naming things.
	28 (701)	SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION POINSETTIA BOWL	The saddest thing our mom said to us when we were a kid: "If the cat eats the poinsettia, he will die." As a result, we pretty much can't watch this bowl, no matter how compelling the matchup.

RISING AND FALLING
MOVEMENT		WHAT
		EAGLEBANK BOWL (It's coming!)
		VULCAN BOWL (We feel bad hating on this, because it was a HBCU bowl, but 'vulcan?' C'mon! Seriously, though, it's the city symbol of Birmingham, Alabama.)

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