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THE MAG.COM PRESENTS: ALL WORLD POWER RANKINGS

"Jack Sparrow couldn't motivate these bums." Getty Images

WORST SPORTS FRANCHISE OF THE PAST 10 YEARS? THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES ARE RATED "AAAARGH"

There has been some ridiculous sporting ineptitude recently. The Detroit Lions have two games left—Saints and Packers—and could legitimately finish 0—16. Ugh. The Oklahoma City Thunder, with golden boy Kevin Durant, are 2—23 right now. Last season in MLB, the Seattle Mariners and Washington Nationals both lost more than 100 games. We decided to rank the worst sports franchises, but it's hard to do that "all-time," because life ebbs and flows. (Poetic.) We're locking this into a finite time period: since 1998, or a decade. Can't judge a team on 2-3 years, right? Here we go.