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Please, can we get rid of "enjoy"? Every single waiter, bellhop and bartender says it now, every time. I was buying a power cord for my laptop once and the cashier said, "Enjoy!" What? Enjoy a power cord? Where does this guy think I'm gonna plug the damn thing?

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