There is a kickball team in Denver named "Team Monster Wedgie." Its motto: "Only the best get picked!"
A high school hoopster named Nimrod Hilliard IV is really making a name for himself. He recently led Madison (Wis.) East over top ranked Madison Memorial. Nimrod Hilliard IV. The family liked the name so much, they've done it four times. Somebody out there, I beg you: Name your team Nimrod Hilliard the Fifth.
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