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THE MAG.COM PRESENTS: ALL WORLD POWER RANKINGS

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BEST GUS JOHNSON CALL EVER? HAS TO BE UCLA/GONZAGA

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If you ever need to kill a few minutes, watch this. For real, we don't know the first thing about programming, but we've always wondered why Jim Nantz, for all his "welcome-into-your-home" goodness, is the No. 1 college hoops guy for CBS. The true star is everyone's favorite screamer, Mr. Gus Johnson. Gus and ESPN dooder Len Elmore will be in Minneapolis this weekend, meaning that if Robert Morris is to somehow topple Michigan State, GJ's head may well blow off his body. It took a lil' bit to compile this list, the second in our week series (weak series? Ha!) of NCAA Tournament-related rankings (here's the first, from yesterday), because we take matters of Gus very seriously.