Remember the out-of-work Philadelphia Phillies fan, Mike Rodia, who had the day of his life by sneaking onto the field during the Phils' '08 World Series celebration, then into the raucous locker room, where he poured champagne on Ryan Howard's head, headbutted Matt Stairs and kissed Jamie Moyer on the cheek? Turns out the Phillies weren't that amused. According to the Philadelphia Inquirer, Phillies rep John Brazer said: "I was surprised he was able to Forrest Gump us. We don't condone behavior like that." Uh-oh, Mike. How do you feel about the Eagles?

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