Update: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo

Woulda been funny and a little confusing if we put "breaking" in that headline, right?

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"You guys know anything by Ashlee Simpson?"

This article means well, and it will take you less than two minutes to read (gawd, we hope), so we suggest checking it out. The funniest part is the unattributed quote of Romo as "big, easy and handsome." Easy how? Like on the eyes? Weird. Other funny part: "Dating the Cowboys quarterback comes with the hype, the fans, the bloggers." Truth. But couldn't Jess use that right now? Cue Joe Buck's excitement for the fall.

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