COLLEGE FOOTBALL: WE'LL PICK YOUR NEW FAVORITE TEAM

Don't have a college football team yet? Not sure who you should root for this year? The Mag.Com has put its strict empirical training to use and come up with a program that will tell you who your long, lost college football soul mate is. All you have to do is fill out the questions on the left and watch the pool of teams dwindle until you've found your perfect match. Even if you already have a team, our program can help you test your allegiance (don't feel alone if you're an Ohio State fan that ends up with Michigan).

1. Where were you born?
North
South
East
West

2. Which of the following most closely fits what you do for a living?
a trial lawyer/ER surgeon
a third grade teacher
work at Chick-fil-A

3. What is/was your GPA in school?
4.0-3.5
3.5-2.5
What does GPA stand for again?

4. Which of these most closely matches your life philosophy?
Slow and steady wins the race.
Go big or go home.
I'll try anything once.
I don't have a life philosophy.

5. How important is it that you can follow your school's players in the NFL?
Very important, I want to have as many opportunities as possible to bragg about my college team in conversation.
…Would be nice to have something to do on Sundays.
Not important at all, the NFL is killing the spirit of the game and I refuse to watch it.

6. Do you feel more comfortable in:
a huge group of people.
a group of friends.
with a buddy or two.
It doesn't matter to me.

7. Which type of mascot do you find the most awesome? (Pick at least 2)
Mammal
Human
Mythical creature
Winged/Amphibian/Plant

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: WE'LL PICK YOUR NEW FAVORITE TEAM

Your Team:

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