HEADSTRONG

We've heard of thickheaded, but wide-headed?

A recent study out of Canada examined photos of the noggins of several NHL players and found that those with a broader mug committed more penalties. The theory? Testosterone causes both aggression and a wider head. Think you have a beast within? Measure from cheekbone to cheekbone, then divide by the space from your upper lip to the bottom of your eyebrows.*

	Pavel Datsyuk Red Wings Ratio: 1.73 20 PIMs
	Michael Peca Blue Jackets Ratio: 1.83 63 PIMs
	Donald Brashear Capitals Ratio: 1.92 119 PIMs
	Chris Neil Senators Ratio: 2.167 199 PIMs

Seems the closer a person gets to a face ratio of 2.0, the more likely he or she is to have aggro tendencies. With that in mind, here are five amply meloned celebs you might want to avoid.

	Tarja Halonen Ratio: 2.0 Finland is a harmless nation? Maybe its president is just biding her time.
	Drew Carey Ratio: 2.56 The price had better be right—or else.
	Rachael Ray Ratio: 2.09 Is that a cooking timer we hear or a ticking time bomb?
	Bryn Terfel Ratio: 2.05 After all his singing about tragedy, no one can blame this baritone when he cracks.
	Spongebob Squarepants Ratio: 2.36 Absorbent and yellow and porous and a menace to society.

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