Colin's Rules for Guys

Updated: December 3, 2007, 5:48 PM ET
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Colin was driving around the other day and a guy with a neck tattoo in another car got him thinking -- are there any good role models for men? Women have Oprah to tell them what to do, but men don't have anyone to help them. Colin's decided to be that person. "I'm your Oprah"

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Uncle Colin's Advice for Young Men

  • Don't get a neck tattoo.

  • Don't marry a stripper.

  • Rent, don't buy, your fun - jet skis, boats, etc.

  • Buy things that appreciate in value - not depreciate.

  • Leave your jersey at home, unless you're going to the game.

  • Spend less time with people who agree with you and more time with people who make you think.

  • Stay out of rehab, stay out of jail and stay out of court.