
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
New column: "Searching for Dwight Howard" (and the perils of paying him). http://t.co/ymrMBGUE7z
30 minutes ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Hilarious - @jimmyKimmel bought @realjeffreyross that naked Bea Arthur painting. Might be my new Twitter avatar. http://t.co/pZy78I2IbT
41 minutes ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
I guess it's a fully-baked idea! RT @billbarnwell: Singapore airport beat you to that one.
54 minutes ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Half-baked idea: a mini-movie theater in every airport terminal. 2 screens, 40 seats each, showing every hr. Take it from here @kevinwildes.
about an hour ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
I'm not rushing to see Fast Six. I live my life a quarter-mile at a time.
about 2 hours ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Also: watching me use a Mac is like watching an 80 year old go through an airport security line.
about 2 hours ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
My daughter (11-2 lifetime at Kings playoff games) and Tom Cruise are here for Game 5. Does he cancel out her winning mojo or enhance it?
about 17 hours ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
I'm bringing my da
about 18 hours ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
New B.S. Report: a 2-part NBA mega-pod with @ZachLowe_NBA and @WindhorstESPN ... http://t.co/bnv1xLnuZh
1 day ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Just recorded a 2-hour 2-part NBA mega-podcast with @ZachLowe_NBA + @WindhorstESPN - so many fun topics to discuss right now.
1 day ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Taking out Hibbert for the biggest stop of the game??? Vinny Del Negro is going to pull off his Vogel mask any second.
1 day ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Hearing that Donald Sterling is trying to hire Khaleesi as the new Clippers coach.
1 day ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
One wildcard for Indy-Miami is Lance obviously. His Game 6 vs NYK was startlingly good. Don't know if that was a fluke or a breakthrough.
1 day ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
I'm picking Miami to win in 5. Since I've been freezing-cold for the entire playoffs... congratulations on the upset, Pacers fans!
1 day ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
I wish the rest of my life could move as slowly as the people working for American Airlines' lost baggage department.
1 day ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Enjoyed @andygreenwald 's TV Mailbag. I still haven't forgiven Caruso for leaving NYPD Blue (or Season 2 of FNL). http://t.co/TAWMub5yNm
2 days ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
As the chairman of the "Tim Duncan is the best player of his generation" committee, I'm ineligible for any "You hate the Spurs!" theories.
2 days ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
San Antonio fans are funny - if you don't pick their Spurs to win a series, they honestly believe this means you HATE the Spurs.
2 days ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Last fake trade: hey Rip City, would you flip LaMarcus Aldridge to Cleveland for Tristan Thompson + 1st overall pick? Hmmmmmm.
2 days ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
I gave him the Boogie/Wiz idea last night! Wilbon is a fake trade stealer. RT @danpeesmith: didn't Wilbon already tweet this?
2 days ago
- sportsguy33 Bill Simmons



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