Would-Be Owners Warm Up To Buffalo

Buffalo Bills owner Jon Bon Jovi.

How does that sound? I mean, it's a little weird, right?

It's a long shot, of course, but if you want to get a sense of how desperate run-of-the-mill rich people are to buy an NFL franchise, you need only note that Bon Jovi and Donald Trump were aiming to get the Buffalo Bills.

Have you ever been to Buffalo in November? It's the kind of cold the elites usually avoid unless there are Rocky Mountains and ski chalets or they have a debilitating hot wings addiction.

Buffalo is nothing like Cabo or Ibiza. Even with the addition of sunny rookie Sammy Watkins.

The neighborhood that Trump would have to helicopter over to get to Ralph Wilson Stadium has none of the regal charm of Scarsdale, New York, or the architectural wow of Malibu, California. There are no cliffs for dramatic golf courses like in Scotland -- and you could play golf for only the six weeks between the brutal winter and blazing summer, anyway.

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It's your life, but it gets coooold in Buffalo, Jon Bon Jovi. Jerry Jones can attest.

That's not to say Buffalo doesn't have its amenities, it's just that they aren't the ones usually sought out by the type of people who have a lot of travel options and few hometown ties.

What makes Buffalo so enticing is the fact that owning an NFL franchise is like having a license to print money. Forbes has a list of NFL team values, and at $870 million, the Bills are 30th on the list.

Considering that the top NFL franchise, the Cowboys, is valued at $2.3 billion, there's got to be potential to upgrade the earning power of the Bills. This is how the rich get richer.

Truth is that few want Trump in the owners club after that whole USFL thing, and even Bon Jovi's consortium may have broken rules by merely discussing the idea of bidding. It's a little like Fight Club, in that sense.

(After losing out on the Clippers, maybe Oprah is out there in Orchard Park, New York, keeping quiet.)

Other things that have been on my mind:

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Greg Hardy's jury trial to appeal a guilty verdict in his domestic violence case has been set to start Nov. 17. Rest assured, Hardy's attorney realizes this is in the middle of the NFL season. We can only hope reason prevails and someone manufactures a reason to move this minor "distraction" into the offseason so that Hardy can play a full season without penalty after being found guilty of beating, choking and threatening his ex-girlfriend.

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You can say many things about Serena Williams, but the champion has the ability to bounce back. She's had a foot injury, a pulmonary embolism and in-game outbursts -- and dusts herself off to return and win every time. It's a skill every bit as admirable as her serve, and this week she won in Stanford. Welcome back, Serena. Just in time for the U.S. Open.

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The Colorado Springs Gazette reported on disturbing sexual assault allegations against Air Force Academy football players. It's important to read, if only to further document a disturbing trend in team sports in which us-against-them leads to violent assault and cover-up.

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Caroline Wozniacki knows how to get over a breakup -- hang out with Serena Williams in Miami!

Caroline Wozniacki is planning to run the New York City Marathon this fall. Now that's how you get over a breakup. See also: partying on a yacht in Miami with Serena Williams.

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File under "Breaking the Glass Ceiling": The Spurs hired Becky Hammon as an assistant coach -- the first full-time female assistant coach in the NBA. Also, Katie Blackburn, the Bengals executive vice president and daughter of owner Mike Brown, negotiated the six-year, $115 million contract extension for quarterback Andy Dalton.

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A princess said, "I am accustomed to a certain lifestyle," in this New York Times story on real estate. Really, shouldn't we all be saying that more often?

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The Hairpin protests the Hobby Lobby decision with this adorable knitted cozy for your birth control pills.

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