It's time for a change
BLOOMFIELD TOWNSHIP, Mich. -- Break up the Europeans.
No, seriously, break them up. Scrap the Spaniards. Junk the Germans. Filet the Frenchmen.
Thanks for visiting, fellas, but we've had about enough of your laughing and high-fiving on our home turf. You've been beating our golfers and stealing our women (that means you, Bernhard) for too long.
It's time to get back to the good ol' days when Europeans were from Great Britain and Ireland -- and nowhere else.
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