Awful truth about terrible Tigers
The Tigers on pace with some of the worst teams in history? They're not. These tabbies are way behind.
Useless Tigers Information
The Iraqi information minister just called to tell us the Detroit Tigers are actually undefeated this year.
But while we seek independent verification of that, we're going to work on the assumption that the Tigers are still off to the second-worst 30-game start of any team in modern times. (Only the 1988 Orioles, at 4-26, can top -- or bottom -- that.)

The record doesn't tell the whole story, though. It's been worse than 5-25. The Tigers don't even want to know how much worse ... but we'll tell them anyway:
| Worst 30-decision starts | |||
| Start | Finish | ||
| 1988 Orioles | 4-26 | 54-107 | |
| 1884 KC Cowboys | 4-26 | 16-63 | |
| 1882 Orioles | 4-26 | 19-54 | |
| 1876 Reds | 4-26 | 9-56 | |
| 2003 Tigers | 5-25 | ? | |
Oh, and I don't know what you want to do with this, but Dmitri Young was only the fourth player in history to hit two homers and two triples in one game. The others were Willie Mays in 1958, Lew Fonseca in 1929 and Lou Gehrig in 1928.
Useless No-hitter Information.
Kevin Millwood has now done something Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine and John Smoltz never did in Atlanta -- or Steve Carlton, Robin Roberts and Curt Schilling never did in Philadelphia: throw a no-hitter. Here are a few tidbits on Millwood's masterpiece:

April 27, 2003 -- Giants (18-5, .783) at Philadelphia (Kevin Millwood).
June 11, 1990 -- A's (38-17, .691) vs. Texas (Nolan Ryan).
June 4, 1964 -- Phillies (27-15, .643) vs. Los Angeles (Sandy Koufax).
May 11, 1963 -- Giants (19-11, .633) at Los Angeles (Sandy Koufax).
1988 Dodgers (by Tom Browning).
1981 Dodgers (by Nolan Ryan).
1974 A's (by Dick Bosman).
1973 A's (by Jim Bibby).
1971 Pirates (by Bob Gibson).
1969 Mets (by Bob Moose).
1958 Yankees (by Hoyt Wilhelm).
1952 Yankees (by Virgil Trucks).
1940 Reds (Tex Carleton).
1917 White Sox twice (by Ernie Koob, Bob Groom).
But according to Elias' Randy Robles, Ledee is still one short of the modern record. The two players who have homered in three no-hitters since 1900:
Terry Pendleton -- Sept. 11, 1991 (combined), April 8, 1994 (Kent Mercker) and May 11, 1996 (Leiter).
Tim Wallach -- May 10, 1981 (Charlie Lea), April 21, 1984 (David Palmer, rain-shortened *) and Sept. 17, 1996 (Hideo Nomo).
(* -- Palmer's no-hitter isn't regarded as an "official" no-hitter because it wasn't a nine-inning game.)
1991 Terry Pendleton, Braves (combined).
1968 Ron Hunt, Giants (Gaylord Perry).
1965 Leo Cardenas, Reds (Jim Maloney).
1958 Gus Triandos, Orioles (Hoyt Wilhelm).
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Hank Aaron had a day off in Phil Niekro's no-hitter for the 1973 Braves. Ditto Willie Mays in Bill Stoneman's 1972 hitter against the Giants. And Babe Ruth was a coach for the 1938 Dodgers team that was victim No. 2 in Johnny Vander Meer's back-to-back no-hitters.
Maddux -- 7 no-hit IP vs. Houston on May 28, 1995 (Jeff Bagwell HR).
Glavine -- 6 1/3 no-hit IP vs. San Diego on Aug. 12, 1989 (Chris James HR).
Smoltz -- 8 1/3 no-hit IP vs. Philadelphia on May 27, (Lenny Dykstra double).
Really Useless Information.
But the big news in the LGTGAH derby is that the guy who would have won last year's competition, Gerald Williams, finally got his first big-league hit in 19 months.
Williams was 0-for-17 last year with the Yankees last year, and had out-0-fered every player on an Opening Day roster -- but then got released in June.
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Box-score lines don't get much more bizarre than Ryan Dempster's April 30 line at Coors Field: 1 1/3 IP, 1 H, 7 R, 7 ER, 6 BB, 1 K, 50 pitches, 19 strikes. Dempster was the first pitcher to give up seven runs on one hit since ... uh-oh ... himself, back on Oct. 5, 2001, against the Braves. His line that day was an almost identical 2/3-1-7-7-6-1, with 45 pitches and 14 strikes. What made this start totally weird, though, was that he ripped through a 1-2-3 first inning on eight pitches (six strikes) in this game, then got one out on his next 41 pitches (13 strikes). Quote of the day from Dempster: "That was terrible, just ridiculous. I should to go the Gulf Coast League -- or they should put me to sleep." |
Finally this year, on April 20, three organizations later, he laid down a ninth-inning bunt single for the Marlins against his old teammate, Mike Stanton. Which ended an 0-for-15 stretch this year -- and an 0-for-35 skid since his previous big-league hit, on Sept. 21, 2001. He's still 0-for-22 this year when he swings away.
With the help of Elias and Retrosheet, we looked at all the MVP winners over the last 25 years. So that's 50 award-winners (actually 51, counting the NL MVP tie in 1979). Only three others had batting averages below the Mendoza Line the following April -- Barry Bonds in 1991 (.177), Ryne Sandberg in 1985 (.192) and Mike Schmidt in 1982 (.167).
Of the other 47 winners, two were hurt the next April, three were pitchers, 20 hit over .300, two hit over .400 (Frank Thomas in '95, Bonds in '93), and five more were over .290. The only AL MVP who even came close to submerging below .200 the next April was (surprise) George Brett, who barely topped .200 (.208) in 1981, following a season in which he almost topped .400.
June 14, 2000 -- Clemens (1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 2 BB) vs. Pedro Martinez (6 IP, 6 H, 1 R, 7 K) in New York, a mega-hyped 2-1 Yankees win in which Clemens pulled the plug on the drama by leaving with a strained groin.
May 28, 2000 -- Clemens (9 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 13 K) vs. Pedro (9 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 9 K) in Yankee Stadium, in the fabled Sunday Night ESPN game in which Trot Nixon's two-run homer off Clemens won it with two outs in the ninth.
July 13, 1989 -- Clemens (8 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 5 K) vs. Frank Viola (8 IP, 3 H, 3 R, 2 K) in Minnesota, a spectacular duel won by the Red Sox, 3-1, with two in the eighth.
July 31, 1987 -- Clemens (9 IP, 8 H, 0 R, 4 K) vs. Bret Saberhagen ((6 2/3 IP, 11 H, 4 R, 2 K, 3 HR) in Kansas City, in a game Ellis Burks led off with a home run and Clemens pitched with a lead from his first pitch to his last.
Cameron in the calendar year following his four-homer game: .237, 19 HR, 77 RBI.
In the previous year (counting the four-homer game): .266, 32 HR, 114 RBI.
Since (through Monday): .295, 37 HR, 100 RBI (but three weeks to go until the anniversary).
In the previous year (counting the four-homer game): .299, 48 HRs, 125 RBI.
Steve Trachsel, Cubs -- May 13, 1996 vs. Astros (hit to Brian Hunter).
Jack McDowell, White Sox -- July 14, 1991 vs. Brewers (hit to Paul Molitor).
Zane Smith, Pirates -- Sept. 5, 1990 vs. Mets (hit to Keith Miller).
Kevin Appier, Royals -- July 7, 1990 vs. Tigers (hit to Lou Whitaker).
According to the Orioles, who asked Stats Inc. to research Ryan's win, there have been no other games in at least the last 17 seasons in which the winning pitcher threw no pitches.
Well, no. Day is 2-1, 2.58 in his career in day games. But he's 5-1 at night. And the Day before him, legendary Expo Boots Day, hit .222 in day games recorded by Retrosheet -- but .255 at night.
By the way, it figures that the last big-leaguer named Knight (Ray) had a worse average at night (.265) than during the day (.287) in games tracked by Retrosheet.
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Casey Fossum vs. K.C. -- 0-0, 5.40 in 4 games, 1 start.
Casey Blake vs. K.C. -- .278, 0 HR, 0 RBI in 18 AB.
And your winner: Sean Casey vs. K.C. -- .500 (12-for-24), 2 HR, 7 RBI.
Dodgers outfielder John Shelby (0-for-10, 2 K) vs. Houston in a 22-inning game on June 3, 1989.
Mets infielder Wayne Garrett (0-for-10, 4 K) vs. St. Louis in a 25-inning game on Sept. 11, 1974.
Twins infielder Danny Thompson (0-for-10, 2 K) vs. Milwaukee in a 22-inning game on May 12, 1972.
Answer: Sure is.
According to Elias, the Cardinals were the eighth team since 1990 to score exactly 13 runs back-to-back against the same opponent. Of the other seven, five made the playoffs (2000 White Sox, 1999 Indians, 1998 Padres, 1996 Rockies, 1993 Braves). And of the two that didn't, the 1997 Rockies roared off on a 10-of-11 win blitz, and the 1995 Angels won eight of their next nine.
Of the previous seven teams to allow 13 back-to-back to the same opponent, only the 1996 Dodgers made the playoffs, but they blew a two-game lead over the Padres with three to play and wound up as the wild card.
2002 Cardinals 14-16 (3½ out of 1st, 4½ out of wild card).
2001 Braves 13-17 (4 out of 1st, 3 out of wild card).
2001 A's 11-19 (12 out of 1st, 9½ out of wild card).
2000 A's 14-16 (2½ out of 1st, 3 out of wild card).
1996 Cardinals 14-16 (1 out of 1st, 3 out of wild card).
1995 Yankees 13-17 (6½ out of 1st, 5 out of wild card).
1995 Dodgers 13-17 (3 out of 1st, 5½ out of wild card).
Jim Thome vs. Tigers.
Fred McGriff vs. Giants.
Player Hits before 30 Career hits Sam Rice 426 2987 Tony Phillips 531 2023 Hal McRae 560 2091 Edgar Martinez 561 2000 Earl Averill 589 2020
Useless Minor-League Information.
How'd they do that? Easy. Seven straight walks, a hit batter and a sacrifice fly. So their line for the inning was a spectacular SIX runs on NO hits and NO errors (and three left on).
The Sultan's Corner.
Player Games homered in Total homers Hank Aaron 692 755 Babe Ruth 640 714 Willie Mays 593 660 Barry Bonds 556 622 Frank Robinson 531 586 Harmon Killebrew 526 573 Reggie Jackson 519 563 Mark McGwire 511 583 Mike Schmidt 500 548 Mickey Mantle 489 536 Ted Williams 481 521 Jimmie Foxx 477 534 Willie McCovey 474 521 Eddie Murray 470 504 Rafael Palmeiro 468 498 Ernie Banks 466 512 Eddie Mathews 462 512 Mel Ott 461 511
By the way, if you're looking for Sammy Sosa, he's "only" at 441 games homered in, thanks to his six three-homer games and 52 two-homer games.
JUNE 17, 1970 AT SF -- Willie Mays hits No. 615. Ernie Banks hits No. 504.
MAY 8, 1971 AT SF -- Hank Aaron hits No. 604. Mays hits No. 634.
JUNE 23, 1972 AT LA -- Frank Robinson hits No. 513. JUNE 24 -- Aaron hits No. 652.
APRIL 30, 2003 AT SF -- Bonds hits Nos. 620-621. MAY 1 -- Sosa hits No. 505.
Can he keep this up? Well, according to the Sultan, only three pitchers since the 1920s have given up more homers to pitchers than position players over a whole season (minimum: two HRs to pitchers). Here they are:
Pitcher Year Pitchers Fielders Dennis Lamp 1977 2 1* Nig Lipscomb 1937 2 1 Ben Shields 1925 2 0
(* -- Homers by Rick Rhoden, Larry Christenson, Mike Schmidt.)
1980 Pirates 5 (Jim Bibby, Don Robinson, Rick Rhoden, Eddie Solomon, Jim Rooker).
2002 Dodgers 5 (Andy Ashby, Hideo Nomo, Odalis Perez, Omar Daal, Kevin Brown).
1973 Braves 4 (Carl Morton, Phil Niekro, Roric Harrison, Gary Neibauer).
1974 Giants 4 (John Montefusco, John D'Acquisto, Jim Barr, Ed Halicki).
1986 Giants 4 (Vida Blue, Mike LaCoss, Scott Garrelts, Steve Carlton).
May 11, 1999 Juan, Luis and Alex (Marlins).
June 20, 2000 Juan, Alex (Blue Jays) and Alex (Marlins).
April 21, 2001 Juan, Luis and Alex (Marlins).
June 16, 2002 Luis, Alex (Cubs) and the immortal Wiki.
Triviality answer
Question: The Tigers are one of six teams (not counting the Devil Rays) that haven't won a postseason game since the 1980s. Can you name the other five?
Answer: Royals, Brewers, Expos (the easy part), Cubs, Dodgers (the hard part).
Jayson Stark is a senior writer for ESPN.com.



