Bonds charter member in Barry exclusive club
Giants slugger Barry Bonds just formed the 500-500 Club, but there won't be a line to get in for some time.
Useless Barry Bonds Information
Clubs don't get any tougher to join than that 500-500 Club that Barry Bonds just founded. So let's put into perspective just how exclusive that is:

Player SB HR Roberto Alomar 468 203 Craig Biggio 386 204 Steve Finley 285 236 Reggie Sanders 253 230 Larry Walker 220 343 Raul Mondesi 222 254 Sammy Sosa 233 509
Player SB HR Barry Bonds 500 635 Bobby Bonds 461 332 Willie Mays 338 660 Andre Dawson 314 438
Player SB HR Rickey Henderson 1,403 295 Joe Morgan 689 268 Eric Davis 349 282 Ryne Sandberg 344 282 Vada Pinson 305 256 Don Baylor 285 338 Kirk Gibson 284 255 Robin Yount 271 251
So what that means is that, in the history of baseball, only 11 other players even climbed halfway up Barry's mountain. And the closest anyone got in both categories was 338-338, which is barely more than two-thirds of the way up Mt. Bonds. Amazing.
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Player SB HR Alex Rodriguez 167 317 Vladimir Guerrero 119 217 Andruw Jones 116 205
Next to enter: Preston Wilson (94 SB, 121 HR).
So do we see any of those guys having a chance? By age 28, Bonds had already had six seasons of 30 steals or more, two of 40 or more, one of 50. A-Rod has had one 30-plus-steal season, Guerrero two and Jones none. They sure aren't going to steal more bases as they get older.
In other words, there's a heck of a chance that the next member of the 500-500 Club, assuming there is one, hasn't even been born yet, let alone homered yet.
Ruth Bonds Homers 714 635 RBI 2,210 1,698 Average .342 .296 Slugging .690 .597 OBP .474 .430 Stolen bases 123 500 At-bats 8,399 8,552 Walks 2,062 1,996 Strikeouts 1,330 1,364
Useless 25-Run Game Information
Have the Red Sox stopped scoring yet?
Their 25-8 win over the Marlins on Friday cleary ranks as the most insane, Useless Info kind of game, of the year. And here is just some of the minutiae we've dug up on that one:
Gene Stephens, Red Sox (June 18, 1953) -- 2 singles 1 double.
Fred Pfeffer, Cubs (Sept. 6, 1883) -- 2 singles, 1 double.
Ned Williamson, Cubs (Sept. 6, 1883) -- 2 singles, 1 double.
Tommy Burns, Cubs (Sept. 6, 1883) -- 2 doubles, 1 home run.
Useless Brooks Kieschnick Information
Here at Useless Info Central, we now realize that Brewers pitcher-thumper Brooks Kieschnick is the best thing that ever happened to us. This guy is more than just a buy-one, get-one-free sale. He's a walking, talking nonstop font of useless information.
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Johnny Lindell, 1953
Bob Lemon, 1956
Tommy Byrne, 1957
Don Larsen, 1958-61
Mickey McDermott, 1957
Gary Peters, 1964-68-71
Earl Wilson, 1966-67
Don Robinson, 1990
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A few totals you need to know on the Expos' 25-day road trip:And if you think it was hard keeping track of all that, at least they were innovative. "Before we left Montreal, I went out and bought 25 pairs of underwear," Expos shortstop Orlando Cabrera told the Beaver County (Pa.) Times' John Perrotto. "I didn't want to run out of clean underwear. I knew when I got down to my last pair, it would be time to go home." And that, friends, is creative thinking. Too bad he wasn't around to help the 1899 Cleveland Spiders deal with their travels. If the Expos think their trip was long, those Spiders were having so many attendance problems (possibly related to their 20-134 record), they essentially stopped playing home games. So they went on a 53-day, 50-game road trip (on which they went 6-44). Then they came home for a week. Then they finished the season with a 46-day, 36-game road trip (on which they went 1-35). Which is just one more reason we love those Spiders. |
Useless Pitcher-Hitting Information
As long as we're on the subject of pitchers and their bats, interleague play wound down for the year this weekend. And you know what that means: No more AL pitchers heading for home plate. We'll miss them. Here's why:
In the Indians' visit to Pittsburgh last weekend, C.C. Sabathia got a hit in two different games of the same series. He got a pinch-hit in a 15-inning game in the opener, then had a bunt single two days later in the game he pitched in.
So when was the last time an American League pitcher got hits in two different games in the same series? How about never -- in the DH age, anyway? According to Elias, the last AL pitcher to get hits in two different games in any series was Gary Peters of the Red Sox, who did it against the Indians on Sept. 3 and 5, 1971.
Then there's Toronto pitcher Mark Hendrickson. On June 21 against Montreal, he became the fifth AL pitcher of the DH era to hit a home run. The others, according to Elias, were Esteban Yan (2000), Dwight Gooden (1999), Dave Burba (1998) and Bobby Witt (1997).
But that's not even his (ahem) biggest feat. Hendrickson is 6-foot-9. Which, as loyal reader Thomas Ayers points out, makes him the tallest player in history to hit a home run. The previous record was 6-foot-8 -- by fellow pitchers J.R. Richard and Gene Conley.
One asterisk here is that after Bobby Munoz (officially listed as 6-7) hit a home run in 1994, he was measured by his teammate, noted height-a-matician Larry Andersen, and Andersen claimed Munoz was really 6-9. But he and Mark Hendrickson can have a joint growth-chart night sometime and figure this out among themselves.
And interleague play didn't go too hot for the Devil Rays, in pretty much any department. Their sweet-swinging pitching staff went 0-for-14 in their nine interleague games at NL parks, with six strikeouts. And that makes them the first AL staff to go 0-for-the season since the 1999 Red Sox went 0-for-17, with seven whiffs.
Other AL staff highlights and lowlights, heading into the weekend:
Highest batting average: Mariners (.217).
Most hits (team): Blue Jays (6).
Most hits (individual pitcher): Sabathia (3).
Extra-base hits: Hendrickson (HR), David Wells (double).
Relief pitchers who got hits: R.A. Dickey (Rangers), Jeff Tam (Blue Jays).
Pitchers who got pinch-hits: Sabathia, Steve Avery (Tigers).
Sabathia, by the way, was the first Indians pitcher to get a pinch-hit since Dick Donovan in 1963. And Avery was the first Tigers pitcher to get a pinch-hit since Joe Niekro in 1970.
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BLOWN SAVE OF THE MONTH:
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On June 20 in Arizona, Reds closer Scott Williamson blew a save without a bat touching a ball. How? Here's how, courtesy of the East Valley (Ariz.) Tribune's Ed Price:
Walk to Tony Womack. Wild pickoff throw, sending Womack to third. Wild pitch, tying the game. So that's 6 pitches, 5 balls, 1 error, 1 WP, 1 tie game, if you're scoring at home.
1-2-3 INNING OF THE MONTH:
The Santa Rosa Press Democrat's Jeff Fletcher reports that on June 14, A's reliever Ricardo Rincon spun off one of the most unique 1-2-3 innings of all time -- because it took him an almost-impossible 27 pitches. Here's how:
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An eight-pitch strikeout of Ron Calloway (from 0-2 to 2-2, then two foul balls, then ball three, then a swinging strikeout).
An 11-pitch strikeout of Jamey Carroll (from 0-2 to 1-2, then a foul ball, then ball 2, then two more fouls, then ball 3, then two more fouls, then a swinging whiff).
A seven-pitch ground-ball out by Endy Chavez (started with strike 1, then alternated balls and foul balls until 3-2, then ground ball to second).
So that's three straight first-pitch strikes, two 0-and-2 counts, one ball put in play, nobody reaching base and 27 pitches. Hard to do, folks.
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Luis Pujols 1978 .131 20-for-153 Chris Bando 1985 .139 24-for-173 Bob Didier 1970 .149 25-for-168 Bob Uecker 1967 .150 29-for-193
Far From Useless Larry Doby Information
The late, great Larry Doby has gotten a lot of attention since his death last week for being a pioneer -- but not enough attention for being a great player.
Lee Sinins, creator of the fabulous Sabermetric Baseball Encyclopedia CD-ROM, uses an old Bill James stat called "runs created" to rank players compared with the players they played against. And over the course of his major-league career, Doby ranked third in the American League -- behind two players you may have heard of. The top seven:
1. Ted Williams 896
2. Mickey Mantle 645
3. Larry Doby 359
4. Minnie Minoso 307
5. Yogi Berra 296
6. Al Rosen 230
7. Joe DiMaggio 212
Boxscore Line of the Week
Reds pitcher Jimmy Anderson, Thursday in St. Louis:
5 IP, 15 H, 11 R, 11 ER, 3 BB, 2 K, 2 HR.
STAT OF THE DAY: Anderson, who was designated for assignment the next day, was the first pitcher to throw a 15-hitter since Oakland's Mike Oquist gave up 16 hits (and 14 runs) to the Yankees on Aug. 3, 1998.
Useless Tidbits of the Week
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Jayson Stark is a senior writer for ESPN.com. Send your Useless Information to: uselessinfodept@yahoo.com


A few totals you need to know on the Expos' 25-day road trip:



