Royals' pitching: Quantity over quality
The Royals' amazing playoff run is truly astounding considering their pitching staff statistically defies all logic.
Useless Historic Information
Just because nobody is chasing 73 home runs, nobody is hitting .400 and nobody is threatening to hit in 56 games in a row, it doesn't mean there is no history in the making this season. You just have to look a little harder to find it. That's all.
But hey, here at Useless Info Central, that's our job. So in this week's edition of the Useless Information Department, we'll look at some of the team records that could topple in the season's final month.

CAN A ROYAL HANG 10?
In case you haven't noticed, the Kansas City Royals aren't your normal, every-day playoff contender. They've already used 27 pitchers -- which would be the most ever by a team that made the playoffs. And they just added No. 28 -- Brian Anderson. But that's mere trivia, compared to the other "record" they could set:
They can be the first team in history to finish in first place (over a full season) without any pitchers winning 10 games.
Check this out. Their leading winner, Chris George (9-6) is back in the minor leagues, thanks to a 7.11 ERA. They just traded for another nine-game winner (Anderson), but he doesn't count, because he has zero wins as a Royal.
And of their three seven-game winners, one (Runelvys Hernandez) is now in Double-A, another (Jose Lima) hasn't won since July 27, and the third (Darrell May) has now made 50 big-league starts -- and won 11 of them.
Oh, it's certainly possible that one of those three could get to 10 wins -- or even that George could resurface. But there's still going to be no comparison between this team and the only other club that even made a run at this "record" -- the 1987 Cardinals.
No pitcher on those Cardinals won more than 11 games. But they had three 11-game winners (Bob Forsch, Greg Mathews and Danny Cox) and a 10-game winner (John Tudor). So that's four double-figure winners. Which would be four more than these Royals -- at least so far. But stay tuned.
THE DODGER WAY
But as unorthodox as the Royals may be, keeping them company is one of the strangest contenders of modern times -- the Dodgers. They've scored almost 300 fewer runs than the Braves. Yep, 300. But they've also allowed 300 fewer than the Rockies.
That's because these Dodgers are not going to score 600 runs this year. They're also not going to give up 600. No team has done both in a non-strike season in 15 years -- since the 1988 Padres (594 scored, 583 allowed, in 161 games). But wait. There's more.
At their current rate, the Dodgers would score 562 runs this season. That would be the fewest by any team, in a full season, since the 1992 Dodgers (who scored 548 -- and lost 99 games). And it would be the fewest by a team with a winning record, in a non-strike season, since the 1967 Indians (scored 516, went 86-75).
But there's still more. In the age of 162-game seasons, no team has ever done that little scoring and made the playoffs. But even if you go to the 154-game season, the last time any team scored 562 runs or fewer and made the postseason was (gulp) 1915 -- when the pre-Curse Red Sox scored 550 runs, went 91-63 and won the World Series. So at least history says it can be done -- uh, as long as Babe Ruth is on your team.
THE WHIFFY CITY
You may hear people talk a lot about the Cubs and their dominating pitching. Here's why:
At their current rate, they're going to obliterate the all-time record for strikeouts in a season -- which was set way, way, way back last season, when the 2002 edition of the Cubs punched out 1,344.
But this year's Cubs are on pace to blow that record away by almost 50 whiffs (1,393). And that isn't even their most spectacular achievement.
They've already accumulated 72 more strikeouts than they've allowed hits. So they have a shot to wind up with 100 more strikeouts than hits. And that, of course, is totally unheard of.
No National League staff has ever racked up more strikeouts than hits. And only one staff in major-league history ever did it -- the 1968 Cleveland Indians, featuring Sudden Sam McDowell, Luis Tiant and a cast of fellow fan-aholics. That group had 1,157 whiffs, 1,087 hits allowed -- a difference of 70.
So unless something changes, these Cubs ought to go down as the most unhittable staff in history. And if that can't get them into the postseason, there can only be one explanation: They're the Cubs.
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From The Elias Vaults
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According to our friends at the Elias Sports Bureau, Hillenbrand was the first since 1989, when two players did it:
Brook Jacoby (vs. Nolan Ryan on June 25 and Greg Cadaret on Aug. 7).
Nelson Liriano (also vs. Nolan Ryan on April 23 and then against Kirk McCaskill five days later).
He faced them three times in a span of four starts -- in three different ballparks (in Anaheim on July 29 in his final start as an Angel, in Kansas City on Aug. 13 and in Yankee Stadium on Aug. 19).
Since 1990, according to Elias, only two other pitchers have faced the same team three times in no more than four starts in three different stadiums:
John Thomson last year vs. Arizona (in three straight) -- July 18 at Coors Field, July 23 at the BOB, Aug. 3 in his first Mets start at Shea Stadium.
Jose Mesa in 1992 vs. the Royals -- June 28 at Camden Yards in his final start as an Oriole, July 16 in Kansas City in his first start as an Indian and two starts later, on July 26 in the old Cleveland Municipal Stadium.
Of course, let's not forget that Orel Hershiser also did that in the 1988 playoffs against the Mets -- saving Game 4 of the NLCS and shutting out the Mets three days later in Game 7.
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| Date | Visitor-Home | Pitcher | Batter | Hit |
| 6-29-1974 | Cardinals-Mets | Jon Matlack | John Curtis, StL | Single |
| 9-21-1986 | Padres-Astros | Randy Jones | Bob Knepper, Hou | Triple |
| 9-13-1989 | Pirates-Cardinals | Jose DeLeon | Doug Drabek, Pit | Double * |
| 6-08-1992 | Mets-Expos | Ken Hill | Anthony Young, NYM | Single |
| 8-18-2003 | Rockies-Mets | Steve Trachsel | Chin-Hui Tsao, Col | Double |
(* - game rained out in top of sixth)
Aug. 10, 2003 -- Rafael Furcal, Braves vs. Cardinals, LOSS
May 29, 2000 -- Randy Velarde, A's vs. Yankees, LOSS
July 8, 1994 -- John Valentin, Red Sox vs. Mariners, WIN
Sept. 20, 1992 -- Mickey Morandini, Phillies vs. Pirates, LOSS
July 30, 1968 -- Ron Hansen, Senators vs. Indians, LOSS
May 31, 1927 -- Johnny Neun, Tigers vs. Indians, WIN
May 30, 1927 -- Jimmy Cooney, Cubs vs. Pirates, WIN
May 7, 1925 -- Glenn Wright, Pirates vs. Cardinals, LOSS
Oct. 6, 1923 -- Ernie Padgett, Braves vs. Phillies, WIN
Sept. 14, 1923 -- George Burns, Red Sox vs. Indians, WIN
Oct. 10, 1920 (WS) -- Bill Wambsganss, Indians vs. Dodgers, WIN
July 19, 1909 -- Neal Ball, Indians vs. Red Sox, WIN
So there you have it, David. It was a great thing until 1927 (6-1). It's a jinx since (1-4). Thanks for asking.
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Injury of the Week
Twins reliever J.C. Romero had allowed five runs in his previous 2 2/3 innings when he got conked in the head by a line drive in batting practice last Wednesday. It didn't look particularly therapeutic at the time. But by the eighth inning, Romero was able to march in and mow down two straight hitters in a 4-3 win over the Indians. After which manager Ron Gardenhire announced: "We really, honestly, think that straightened him out."
The Sultan's Corner
The only other day it happened: Aug. 6, 1989. The game-enders that day: Mike Devereaux, Eric Davis, Kevin McReynolds, Jeff King.
But there have been only four other days that featured three walkoffs. So because the names are so much fun to read, here they are:
July 7, 1970 -- Brooks Robinson, Elliott Maddox, Ted Savage.
Sept. 12, 1981 -- Lance Parrish, Chris Chambliss, Julio Gonzalez.
May 13, 1986 -- Pat Tabler, Hal McRae, Dave Kingman.
April 7, 2002 --Marcus Giles, Daryle Ward, Pat Burrell.
Albert Belle, Indians, Aug. 30-31, 1995, vs. Toronto.
Ron Santo, Cubs, May 28-29, 1966, vs. Atlanta.
And by the way, the first player in history to hit two game-ending home runs in the same series was (who else?) Babe Ruth, against the White Sox, on Aug. 18-20, 1922.
Tiger Stadium -- June 5, 1994 (Chuck Knoblauch off Mike Moore)
Wrigley Field -- Aug. 25, 1999 (Glenallen Hill off Felix Rodriguez)
Yankee Stadium -- May 21, 2002 (Rondell White off Luke Prokopec)
Fernando Tatis, Cardinals vs. Dodgers, April 23, 1999 (2 slams)
Mark McGwire, A's vs. Mariners, Sept. 22, 1996
Jeff King, Pirates vs. Reds, April 30, 1996
Von Hayes, Phillies vs. Mets, June 11, 1985
Ray Knight, Reds vs. Mets, May 13, 1980
Willie McCovey, Giants vs. Reds, June 27, 1977
John Boccabella, Expos vs. Astros, July 6, 1973
Jim Lemon, Senators vs. Red Sox, Sept. 5, 1959
Ed Cartwright, Browns vs. Athletics, Sept. 23, 1890
Geoff Blum
Vinny Castilla
Brian Giles
Jeffrey Hammonds
Andruw Jones
Javy Lopez
Phil Nevin
Eric Owens
Mike Piazza
Aramis Ramirez
Eric Young
12 -- Don Hurst/Chuck Klein 1929
11 -- Greg Luzinski/Mike Schmidt 1980
9 -- Chuck Klein/Lefty O'Doul 1929
9 -- Del Ennis/Willie Jones 1949
9 -- Rico Brogna/Mike Lieberthal 1999
8 -- Scott Rolen/Pat Burrell 2002
7 -- Greg Luzinski/Mike Schmidt 1977
7 -- Richie Hebner/Greg Luzinski 1977
Triviality
Question: Javy Lopez is closing in on becoming the fifth catcher in history with a 40-homer season. Can you name the other four?
Answer: Johnny Bench (1970, '72), Mike Piazza (1997, '99), Roy Campanella (1953) and (of course) Todd Hundley (1996).
Jayson Stark is a senior writer for ESPN.com. Send your Useless Info to uselessinfodept@yahoo.com.

