ANAHEIM, Calif. -- Headlines most of us have never seen our entire lives.
"Ozzie To Reporters: 'No Comment' ''
"Harvard Awards Carl Everett Honorary Degree In Paleontology''
"Opponents Vote A.J. Pierzynski 'Most Nice' ''
And, of course, the biggest one of all, the one that has eluded generations of fans on the South Side since the days of the Go-Go Sox, the one that seemed as if it would not arrive until after there were no longer newspapers to even print headlines: "Chicago ...