The year that wasn't
You know what I hate about the NBA?
Nothing ever changes.
Every year, the same people in the same places, doing the same things. That's why recapping the year always seems so futile. What's different now than 12 months ago? The old coaches never leave, nobody new ever gets a shot, there are never any trades, the same teams that stunk a year ago stink now. But I'm a pro, so we'll slog through the previous 12 months and show you how little anything ever changes in this league.

See? This league is so boring.
And now, for some hardware ...


So, it's been a busy 12 months. Which means this last week of the year should be a time of rest, contemplation and rejuvenation with family and friends. Here's hoping you had a wonderful holiday season, and join me in my annual holidays wishes.
Happy ones to the Commish, Big Russ and Mr. Silver; Billy Hunter, Klempner, Biagas.
McIntyre, Washington, Frank, Broussard, Grumet, Jean.
Carelli, Gourdine, Harris, Jones.
Bron Bron, Melo, Bosh and the best rookie class in years.
'Zo and Grant.
KG, GP, TD; AI, BD; T-Mac, C-Webb, J-Will; J-Kidd, J-Rich.
Linton Johnson, Jon Stefansson, Josh Moore, Alex Garcia, Ben Handlogten.
Stevie Franchise, Diesel, Air Canada, Dirk Diggler, AK 47, The Matrix, Spree, Starchild.
The Van Gundy Brothers.
The Barry Brothers.
Tony Brothers.
Matt Carroll, Mark Pope, Luke Walton, John Salmons.
Reggie Miller, Andre Miller, Mike Miller, Brad Miller, Oliver Miller.
Sean Marks, George Lynch, Roger Mason, Tim Thomas, Paul Pierce.
Vin Baker, Brian Cook, Mitchell Butler.
Jonathan Bender, Carlos Boozer, Antoine Walker, Jarron Collins, Antonio Daniels.
Eddy Curry, Darvin Ham, Glen Rice.
Baron Davis, Brevin Knight, Raja Bell, Marquis Daniels.
Rodney White, Devin Brown, Willie Green, Michael Redd, Brian Cardinal.
Abdur-Rahim, Boumtje-Boumtje, Christie, Dunleavy, Ely, Finley, Gugliotta, Hughes, Ilgauskas, Jefferson, Kittles, Lopez, Maggette, Nene, Okur, Posey, Quentin (Richardson), Radmanovic, Snow, Tinsley, Udonis (Haslem), Voskuhl, Wesley, Yao, Zhizhi.
Walsh, Dumars, Colangelo, West, McHale, Petrie, Grunfeld, King, Buford, Bass.
Brown, Carlisle, Silas, Jackson, Nellie, Saunders, Sloan.
Crawford, Stafford, Delaney, Javie, Kersey.
LT. Gimme some "Worthy" and "Laker Girls."
Natalie, who thought I wouldn't remember, and her dog.
Benner, Gregg, Glass, Fie, Hanson (no, I'm talking about the other one), Hanson (yes, you), Hanson (and you, too), Frascona, Triche.
D'Alessandro, May, Bulpett, Sefko, McNeal, Banks, Spears, Montieth, Brown, Turner, Beck, Ding, Tillery, Aschburner, Jasner, Ludden, Wyche.
Everyone at the Worldwide Leader that makes my job so easy. And so much fun.
(Joke of the Year: What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, bang, clop, clop, clop? Amish Drive-by. Courtesy of Carroll Dawson, Rockets GM.)
David Aldridge, who covers the NBA for ESPN, is a regular contributor to ESPN.com. Also, click here to send a question for possible use on ESPNEWS.

