KENNESAW, Ga. -- If this Division I basketball thing doesn't pan out,
Tony Ingle has options. For instance, he can always sell his
revolutionary diet drink.
"I got this plastic cup from McDonald's, got it a long time ago," said
Kennesaw State's head coach in a slow, hoarse drawl. "I pour some
chocolate Slim-Fast in it. Then I get some cherry juice. Listen to me
now ... cherries are low in calories, gives the Slim-Fast a little, you
know, chocolate-covered cherry taste. Stir it up real good, put it in
the freezer. Fifteen, 20 minutes, there's a little bit of ice there forming on the inside.
"You drink that, wash down a couple double cheeseburgers, maybe a few
Whoppers from Burger King. Goes down nice 'n' cold, puts you right
where you want to be."
Fortunately for insomniacs across America, Ingle won't have to swap
his day job for the world of late-night infomercials anytime soon.
When the sun's rays first danced against the Atlantic Ocean on Tuesday
morning, the 7-1 Fighting Owls (9-8 overall) had a half-game lead atop the Atlantic
Sun's leaderboard. The 2004 Division II national champions are exceeding all expectations about how a transitional school should perform -- even if the newness hasn't quite worn off yet.
"My favorite thing about Division I, and I always get comments about
this from our alumni ... we get to see our name on the ESPN scroller every other
night," Kennesaw athletic director Dr. Dave Waples said excitedly.
Lately, when "Kennesaw" has shown up on the Bottom Line, it's been in the bright yellow that indicates victory. Since losing their first game of 2006 to Florida Atlantic, the league's other Owls have rattled off five straight league wins. First, they beat league favorite Gardner-Webb on the road, shocking the Runnin' Bulldogs 74-68 in the opening game of the league's new Friday night regional cable package. Three days later, they outgunned the Campbell Fighting Camels 81-77. Then, they returned home to their brand-new 4,500-seat Convocation Center and, in rapid succession, bucked East Tennessee State, knocked off fellow D-I newbie North Florida and jacked Jacksonville.
Before the season, the idea that Kennesaw State would have any sort of success this year seemed as plausible as its coach's weight-loss plan. Ingle had just four players left over from last year's Peach Belt Conference co-champion squad -- including just one returning starter, versatile guard Ronnell Wooten. Ingle named a brand new set of assistant coaches over the summer. And although they're eligible to win the Atlantic Sun's regular-season title, the NCAA's mandated four-year transition period means that KSU won't be allowed to compete in any postseason tournaments until 2009-10.
The Owls' statistical profile is more in keeping with a team with
virtually nothing to play for, not a first-place ballclub. The Owls
give up more points (73.5 ppg) than they produce (72.5 ppg). They're
currently ninth in the A-Sun in field-goal percentage (41.8 percent) and
eighth in free throws (66.7 percent), and they are among the worst
rebounding teams in the entire country (27.2 rpg, 303rd).
So what's their secret? When pressed to reveal the reasons why his
team is able to overachieve, despite logistical and statistical
obstacles, Ingle simply changed the subject to something lighter.
"I got one for you," Ingle said. "I was on the bus last week.
Driver asked me, 'How you doing, Coach?' I told him, 'I'd have to lie
to tell you the truth.'"
The sight of the Fighting Owls stepping onto the floor might seem
like some sort of existential joke, too. They're anything but
formidable in their oversized shirts with awkwardly large numerals,
which only serve to make the players appear smaller than they
are. Their regular rotation tops out at 6-foot-6 on paper, but even that's
suspect -- their second-leading rebounder Brent Ragsdale (generously
listed at 6-4) will reluctantly admit to 6-2 if asked twice. The coach's two sons, Golden Ingle and Israel Ingle, drag the
team's average height down further at 5-11 and 5-10, respectively.
And then there's the game action. Take the East Tennessee State game last Thursday, for instance. By the time the crowd had sat down in their seats following the national anthem, the visiting ETSU squad, just a year removed from consecutive SoCon championships, had already scored five points on the way to a 20-11 lead. But after the second media timeout, something
clicked -- buoyed by a string of Golden Ingle 3-pointers and urged on by his hyperanimated father on the sidelines, the undersized, underdog
Owls battled back and cut the lead to two by halftime, 33-31.
During a stalemate of a second half against the much faster and stronger Buccaneers, the Owls' primary style emerged. They were slower, but never deviated from their metronomic tempo. They were smaller, but positioned themselves just outside the paint, where glancing misses usually bounce. Anytime there was a mismatch in KSU's favor anywhere on the floor, it was exploited. Anytime the lane was clogged with bodies, Golden Ingle would take an open shot. When the yellow-and-black blur of foggy confusion finally lifted, Kennesaw State had emerged with a 78-72 OT win.
Asking Coach Ingle afterward to spout coach-speak about the victory
didn't provide any insight, just more sidesteps and jokes. Maybe
the vague general questions offered too much wiggle room. So, coach,
tell me this: What did you say to your team during that second timeout?
Ingle paused, then spoke softly, a broad smile breaking over his
mountain-range face. "I just told 'em simple, 'I know we're getting
beat bad right now, but I just want to tell you something. I love you
guys, and I want to thank you for letting me be your coach.'"
"I don't want to sound like no Mike Krzyzewski American Express
commercial. But if I coached you, and if I was always telling you all
about the things you were doing wrong, you wouldn't play good for me.
You'd be all nervous and tight. When I tell my guys I love them, I
mean it. I know they're out there playing their best for me, and that
they love me just as much as I love them. There's no reason for me not
to stay positive."
Ingle has seen plenty of negative. He received his first Division I
coaching shot 10 years ago at BYU after seven seasons as an assistant
under Roger Reid, a stretch that included five NCAA Tournament
appearances. When Reid was fired abruptly in December 1996 in the
midst of a disastrous 1-25 campaign, Ingle stepped forward and took
over on an interim basis. It was a no-win situation, both figuratively
and literally -- the Cougars went 0-19 under Ingle, and BYU dismissed
him as soon as the season was over.
Away from coaching, Ingle's life spiraled into depression. In order to
support his wife and five children, he stitched together as much
employment as he could find. At one point, he said, he was juggling
upward of seven jobs, which included part-time scout for the Utah
Jazz, color commentator on Mountain West telecasts, insurance
salesman and caretaker of the John Wooden Legends of Coaching Award.
But he was so miserable that he ignored any coaching offers that came
"There was one night, I remember it so well," Ingle said,
mournfully. "I was kicking back watching the TV, I had my bowl of
Doritos there on the coffee table. Golden and Tony Jr. came in
together and they said, 'Dad, we can see how unhappy you are. You've
gotta go back to coaching again, no matter where the job is ... both of
us'd rather see you coach than play ourselves.' And then they both
came and gave me a big hug. I hugged 'em back and we were all crying,
"But the whole time, I kept one eye on the coffee table," the coach
said. "I know how fast those Doritos can disappear."
The Ingle family eventually packed up their furniture and snacks, and
caravanned out to the north Atlanta suburbs. The
Georgia native took the Fighting Owls from 11 wins to 20 in his first
two seasons as head coach. In his third year, KSU won 25 and made the
NCAA D-II Tournament for the first time in school history. In his fourth year, they won it all.
The championship earned Ingle NABC Division II Coach of the Year
honors and helped spur KSU's move toward a higher level of
competition. Just nine months after the basketball Owls cut down the
nets in Bakersfield, Calif., the Kennesaw State administration announced
they were leaving the Peach Belt for the Atlantic Sun. The Owls began
work on a state-of-the-art campus facility (which was quickly
completed late last summer) and accepted the mandatory four-year
waiting period to achieve full-fledged Division I status.
"We can't win another national championship for four years," athletic
director Waples said. "But at some point in time, we just might. I
wouldn't bet against Tony. He'll just outcoach you, and he'll outwork
Until 2010, the postseason-ineligible Fighting Owls and their
old-school coach can only win for the sake of winning. But in the
meantime, their coach will keep trying to outhustle the competition
for the Division I national championship of comedy.
"Someone asked me the other day if I had an iPod," said Ingle. "I
thought they were making fun of my face. I said I've got a lot of
diseases, but that ain't one of 'em."
Kyle Whelliston is the founder of midmajority.com and is a daily contributor to ESPN.com.