Game's next big rivarly could be brewing in Big 12
The following is a dramatization meant strictly for humorous purposes. While there are real people and places referenced, the speaking characters are absolutely, totally fictional. Any (slight) resemblance to actual fans is purely intentional by the smart-aleck author, who enjoys engaging in these sophomoric writing stunts a few times a year.As the scene opens, we see four women's college basketball fans bump into each other at the Texas-Oklahoma (or Oklahoma-Texas, depending on your point of view) high school girls' hoops all-star game.
Mechelle Voepel of The Kansas City Star is a regular contributor to ESPN.com. She can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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