XFL's boldest name in NFL's biggest game
It's been tough times for Vince McMahon, what with the wrestling biz hitting one of its occasional lulls.
But to have a fella at the Super Bowl as a living, breathing reminder of Vince's biggest mistake ever ... well, getting hit in the joy division by Stone Cold Steve Austin seems downright cheerful by comparison.
Voila! He Hate Me.
But not just He Hate Me. He Hate Me Hits The Big Time.
Smart, you see, returns kicks and fills in on the very occasional running play for the Carolina Panthers. He Hate Me, on the other hand, is the American Dream with a schtick. A schtick he came up with on his own, but one approved and even encouraged by the people who grounded the XFL at the cost of $100 million to McMahon and NBC.
Well, Rod Smart can take care of himself. I mean, he could go the way of the last great nickname gone bad at the Super Bowl -- Fred (The Hammer) Williamson. He could also turn out to be a hero on Sunday.
He could also end up like most special teamers who don't kick -- he could impact the game only negligibly.
But Smart is the inspirational tale of a man with a gift, and the cleverness to give that gift a name. The real story here, though, is McMahon, who has to have his nose rubbed in the XFL between now and Sunday evening.
There have been few sporting enterprises in the past few decades that ended as spectacularly badly as the XFL. McMahon formed the idea inside his massive head as America screamed out for a second pro football league, one that accentuated the cutting-edge technology, the over-the-top personalities of the players and the inflatable nature of the cheerleaders.
He did this at a time when his World Wrestling Federation (now World Wrestling Entertainment) was at one of its occasional high-water marks, and he was under the delusion that everything he touched turned to real estate.
He was wrong. The XFL was a disaster of galactic proportions, and nobody came out alive.
Nobody but Carolina running backs coach Jim Skipper, who coached the San Francisco entry in the XFL, and Rod Smart.
|Special teams highlights: Panthers|
Week 1: Panthers 24, Jaguars 23
Week 2: Panthers 12, Bucs 9 (OT)
Week 5: Panthers 19, Saints 13
Week 6: Panthers 23, Colts 20 (OT)
Week 8: Panthers 23, Saints 20 (OT)
Week 17: Panthers 37, Giants 24
They Loved He, enough to sign him to bust the odd wedge, then to become the team's kick returner. And -- as of Tuesday, when He and fellow special teamer Jarrod Cooper put on a delightful two-man skit -- to fill out the tedium of Photo Day.
The special teamer with the gift of pure self-promotion became the star of the day, and in doing so, reminded us all of Vince McMahon's worst idea ever.
And so it shall be. When you see Smart and Cooper mugging it up with the unfortunate Pick Man of Nickelodeon fame, you'll think of Vince. When you see the latest retelling of the Smart story Sunday morning on ESPN, then again Sunday afternoon on CBS, you'll think of Vince.
And if he busts a return to help the Panthers beat the New England Patriots in one of the great upsets of recent Super Bowl history, you'll think of Vince.
As in, "Oh, yeah. That's the guy who played in that league the nutbar wrestling guy started."
Now even for a man who thinks that even bad publicity beats none at all, this can't be good. I mean, to be the butt of jokes on the biggest sports day of the year (viewership figures being what they are) can't be good for a business already going through a down cycle.
So while you're enjoying Rod Smart's moment of triumph, remember that it is also Vince McMahon's biggest blunder brought home to roost. You didn't watch it when it was happening, but you're catching it now.
So try to keep that smirk off your face, at least until the end of the National Anthem.
Ray Ratto is a columnist with the San Francisco Chronicle and a regular contributor to ESPN.com
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