Bad News, Bears offense has little hope
This Chicago Bears' offense could be one of the worst we've seen in a long time. Uncertainty at quarterback, and a wide receiving corps in flux, spell disaster for the Bears, writes Aaron Schatz.
It's rare that a team goes into camp unsure who tops the depth chart at quarterback, but that's the case in Chicago this year. Apparently, coach Lovie Smith decided, with a coin flip, to give Rex Grossman first-team reps. The wide receiver picture isn't any clearer, with last year's top two receivers -- Bernard Berrian and Muhsin Muhammad -- playing elsewhere in 2008 and Devin Hester a question mark.
Can this lineup of players possibly develop into anything good? We thought it would be interesting to take a look at Chicago's quarterbacks and wide receivers using Football Outsiders similarity scores (explained here) to see what happened to similar players at the same age. Similarity scores are missing a lot of information -- they don't consider the quality of teammates, for example -- but they do give us a good idea of what might happen to each player in the future. They consider all seasons since 1978, and an asterisk represents prorated stats from the 1982 and 1987 strike years. Rex GrossmanHere is a look at players who, over a two-year span, were similar to Rex Grossman during his 2006 and 2007 seasons. Tim Couch (2003), Dave Brown (1997), Tony Eason (1987), Randy Wright (1988), Chris Miller (1992), Pat Haden (1979), Tony Banks (2000), Stan Humphries (1993). Is there hope for Rex Grossman? Stan Humphries rebounded from his poor 1993 and led the 1994 Chargers to the Super Bowl. But that was also a team driven primarily by defense and the ground game. Humphries didn't exactly light it up -- he was tied for tenth in touchdown passes and was around the league average in net yards per pass attempt. Humphries had another average year in 1995, then faded away after a poor 1996. For the rest of these players, a couple bad years put an end to their time as NFL starters. Dave Brown and Tony Eason moved on to new teams and flamed out. Couch and Wright never played again. Banks lasted a long time as a backup, as did two guys who nearly made the list, Bubby Brister and Trent Dilfer. There's really no record of a quarterback similar to Grossman developing into an above-average starter -- the closest thing might be Vinny Testaverde (1990-1991) turning into the quarterback version of Methuselah.
Kyle Orton
Trying to run similarity scores off what Orton did the past two years is a bit silly. Instead, let's look at players who were similar to Orton as a rookie. Did any of them develop into quality NFL quarterbacks?
We'll look at similar wide receivers over a three-year span, giving age as well as receptions, yards, and touchdowns the next year.
| Player | Years | Age | Next Year | Player | Years | Age | Next Year |
| Isaac Curtis | 79-81 | 32 | 41-569-2* | Sam McCullum | 79-81 | 30 | 21-233-0* |
| Drew Pearson | 81-83 | 33 | DNP | Rick Upchurch | 81-83 | 32 | DNP |
| Ricky Sanders | 91-93 | 32 | 67-599-1 | Bill Brooks | 92-94 | 31 | 53-763-11 |
| Mark Ingram | 93-95 | 31 | 2-33-0 | Torrance Small | 98-00 | 31 | 4-29-0 |
| Shawn Jefferson | 99-01 | 33 | 27-394-1 | Bobby Engram | 02-04 | 32 | 67-778-3 |
Mark Bradley
| Player | Years | Age | Next Year | Player | Years | Age | Next Year |
| Terry LeCount | 78-80 | 25 | 24-425-2 | Clarence Weathers | 84-86 | 25 | 15-204-3* |
| Mike Young | 85-87 | 26 | 2-27-0 | Wesley Carroll | 91-93 | 27 | DNP |
| David Patten | 97-99 | 26 | 38-546-1 | Donald Driver | 99-01 | 27 | 70-1,064-9 |
| James Williams | 00-02 | 25 | DNP | Danny Farmer | 00-02 | 26 | DNP |
| Larry Foster | 00-02 | 27 | 1-7-0 | David Tyree | 03-05 | 26 | 19-197-2 |
Devin Hester
There are no historical players similar to Devin Hester, but if he had the hands of a wide receiver, would he drop so many punts? Now if you could graft Booker's hands onto Hester's body, you would have a player.
Brandon Lloyd
As you might imagine, similarity scores don't really give you a list of similar players when you have a receiver who went from 48 catches to 23 catches to two catches over the space of three seasons. So instead of normal similarity scores, I ran a list of the players who were most similar to Lloyd's 2005 and 2006 seasons but then, like Lloyd, had single-digit catches the next year.
| Player | Years | Age | Next Year | Player | Years | Age | Next Year |
| Don Bass | 79-81 | 26 | 0-0-0 | Jamie Holland | 88-90 | 27 | 0-0-0 |
| Willie Green | 92-94 | 29 | 47-882-6 | Qadry Ismail | 95-97 | 28 | 0-0-0 |
| David Dunn | 96-98 | 27 | 1-4-0 | Chris Sanders | 96-98 | 27 | 20-336-1 |
| Keith Poole | 99-01 | 28 | DNP | Jacquez Green | 00-02 | 27 | DNP |
| Dez White | 03-05 | 27 | DNP | Keary Colbert | 04-06 | 25 | 32-332-0 |


