Nate Newton looks to renew some acquaintances in the big house.

What the heck was Nate Newton thinking when he was sentenced to 30 months in prison for being caught with 175 pounds of marijuana in his possession?

A. "This will be great, I haven't seen my ex-Cowboy teammates in years."

B. "That's perfect. Baseball should just be starting up again when I get out."

C. "I guess having a character witness named Neon wasn't such a good idea after all."

D. "How bad can prison be? It's called 'The Joint,' for chrissakes."

E. "I hope Carruth didn't already call top bunk."

F. "What's the problem? Ain't you ever seen a 300-pound man with a severe case of glaucoma before?"