Do's and don'ts so you don't end up a 'Pit Lizard'


NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- A list of single NASCAR drivers? Check.
Where they hang out away from the track? Yes. Tips on how to dress?
Yep. Etiquette reminders on how to act around pit road or Victory
Lane? Got them.

Nabbing that driver? That's something NASCAR analyst,
broadcaster and author Liz Allison is leaving up to the women who
buy her new book, "The Girl's Guide to Winning a NASCAR Driver."

"It's a relationship book with a left hand turn," Allison said.

The woman who wrote "The Girl's Guide to NASCAR" in 2006 is
back with the second in a three-book series. The book released in August answers the question Allison has heard often while
discussing her first book -- how does a woman go about marrying a racer?

"It kind of became a joke. My publicist and I, every time we'd
go somewhere, 'Let's see how many questions in will it take before
they ask me that question,' " said Allison, who met her late
husband, Davey Allison, at a race track.

"It's interesting how these people meet, because racing is a
very interesting way of life. ... How could you ever meet one of
these guys? And does true love really happen at a race track?

"It does."

Allison knew enough about racing that she recognized the sport's
big names, such as the Pettys and Allisons, when she met Davey
Allison in 1988. They married a year later, honeymooned at
Darlington, S.C., and were together until his death in an accident in 1993.

Since then, she has covered the sport with a twice-weekly radio
show in Nashville while working for ESPN and TNT Sports and has
written six books.

Tapping her own experience, now she has written what she calls a
"tongue-in-cheek" take on the previously unwritten rules for the
woman interested in these drivers.

"Daydreaming about your favorite driver is one thing. Reality
is something else. This is just a fun book of how to daydream about
your favorite race car driver," she said.

The book includes a list of the top five drivers most likely to
settle down, and it does not include fan favorites Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Tony Stewart.

Her girlfriend tips include letting the driver lead with the
goodnight kiss and how to work connections for the all important
pit passes to get close. Allison also includes a list of drivers'
favorite hangouts in Charlotte, N.C., but cautions the drivers
aren't there often.

She also advises women on how to dress, again from her own
experience. No big jewelry and forget high heels at a track. She
learned the hard way when she wore 3-inch red heels and a one-piece
jumpsuit to a race at Darlington.

"Davey looked at me really weird when I walked through the
garage area. By the end of the day, my feet had had it. My shoes
were gone, and I had received every kind of weird look throughout
the day," Allison said. "I can honestly say that was the last
time I wore heels to a race track."

That's just one of the "don'ts." Another is married drivers,
often a target of groupies she calls "pit lizards."

"Pit lizards don't seem to mind if someone's married or not. I
just point that out in case any of them pick up this book to read
it," Allison said. "We're reminding them that married means off-limits.

Over the years, Allison has seen too many women trip themselves
up, and she credits the drivers with being able to sift through the many women chasing them.

"They have a radar for these things. They can pick up what girl
is out there falling all over themselves because they drive a car
for a living or a nice girl who happens to be here," Allison said.

And she's ready to help any interested woman get into the race.