Halloween, I am told, is about a few things. Costumes, an excuse for women to dress as skimpily as possible and, of course, scary stuff. So, for my costume, since I'm gonna have to miss a lot of parties, I'll just tell everyone I'm going as Terrell Owens and not show up. I prefer "naughty nurse" over "trampy cop," if you are keeping score at home. As for the scary stuff ... I've got plenty to keep me frightened.
As we approach Week 8 of the NFL and Halloween, what's ...
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