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Resurrecting your season

Updated: July 8, 2010, 2:13 PM ET
By Matthew Berry | ESPN.com

CART-MASTER: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [a body is put onto his cart] Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one. CART-MASTER: Ninepence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART-MASTER: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART-MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes he is. DEAD PERSON: I'm not! CART-MASTER: He isn't? CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No you're not. You'll be ...

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