Hot dog! Week 6 pickups!
So one day my buddy Mike takes his kid to a local theme park. In addition to his son, he brings his son's friend. Let's call the friend Timmy, because in real life little kids are never actually named Timmy. I think they're about 6 or 7 at this time.
Anyways, they are at the park and they stop to get lunch. Mike gets hot dogs for the kids. And Timmy gobbles his down like he hasn't eaten in three days.
"Mister," Timmy says hopefully, "can I have another hot dog?" ...
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