Draft Day Manifesto 2: Electric Boogaloo

Updated: February 16, 2012, 2:24 PM ET
By Matthew Berry | ESPN.com

I am resistant to change.

Have been that way my entire life. I eat the same things. I wear the same clothes. I like the same shows, music and routines. I am, by every definition, a creature of habit.

I am reminded of a joke my friend Phil Palisoul (a fantastic comedian; check him out on YouTube) tells in his standup act.

Phil says, "Get this. My doctor told me I could add two years to my life expectancy if I just cut donuts out of my diet. Can't figure ...

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