Isn't it annoying when your job conflicts with your favorite team's most important games? We all know that feeling -- you want to be cheering your squad like a normal fan, but instead you've been reduced to furtively checking your phone during the world's longest and most boring meeting. Whoever was running the Kansas City Police Department's Twitter feed last night decided to plead with anyone who'd listen to just hold off with the law-breaking until the Royals game was over:
We really need everyone to not commit crimes and drive safely right now. We'd like to hear the @Royals clinch this.— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 1, 2014
We feel for you, anonymous social media officer. We really do. Fortunately for the good people of Kansas City, their team pulled it out in dramatic fashion, leaving the Kansas City police department with nothing but well-wishes for everyone involved:
End of Patriots' success?
Since 2001, the New England Patriots have been a portrait of consistent success. Just one season with fewer than 10 wins. Just two seasons outside the playoffs. Five Super Bowl trips. Three Super Bowl wins (albeit none since 2004). So when said team falls behind 41-7 to a Kansas City Chiefs squad that three weeks earlier lost 26-10 to the Tennessee Titans ... one tends to notice. Bill Belichick's and Tom Brady's squad hasn't quite been the same since losing the Super Bowl in the 2011 season, but could Monday's 41-14 loss be the tipping point?
pollcenter:category=5567+endofpatriots'success?September 29, 2014Sep29By Joe DeMartino | ESPN.com
The race to identify game-changing talent is a fierce one in the world of soccer, with scouts showing up at games where the players are all shorter than 5 feet tall. Once you've seen the talents of 9-year-old Pietro Tomaselli, however, you'll know why AS Roma recently signed him to its youth academy:
It gets better: That video was from when Tomaselli was just 8. By now, as a veteran footballer of 9, he's probably 10 times better.September 28, 2014Sep28By Patrick Dorsey | ESPN.com
Of all the tributes to Derek Jeter from fans, fellow athletes, celebrities and, really, everyone, this -- from Ashley Kelly, wife of Boston Red Sox pitcher Joe Kelly -- might be the best:
When I was 12, I thought I would marry Jeter. Instead I married the guy that took a selfie w/ him during his ceremony pic.twitter.com/3BrkWBQHgy— Ashley Kelly (@ashleynicokelly) September 28, 2014Elsa/Getty ImagesTake a guess as to which one is Derek Jeter.
So there you have it. This post goes out not only to Jeter, but to all the ladies who have had to settle for us non-Jeters. Our condolences.
Meanwhile, here is Kelly's selfie. Sorry, his #2ELFIE.
H/T Bleacher Report